Rick James - Superfreak

Had a discussion with a coworker today about guys expectations of women when it comes to sex and how completely unreasonable they are. I totally disagreed with her. What’s so unreasonable about finding a gymnast virgin, who’s great in bed, gets her thing Brazilian waxed and loves to swallow?
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Speaking of Brazil...there’s a country I want to visit! If anyone knows how to party it’s the Brazilians. If you’ve ever watched international sporting events, it’s always the Brazilians who are painted from head to toe, banging on loud drums, singing and the hot women are stripping in the stands. Ok, I might have just made up the stripping part but that doesn’t deny the fact that these people love to party! Even in tennis where the crowds are tame and subdued (like me after a buffet dinner), these people are just causing a ruckus. I can’t wait til the day that Brazil starts watching golf.
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Thank God it’s Thursday!! In celebration of this wonderful Thursday I am going to drive to Montreal, do some fishing, go drinking at a bar in the company of 25 other guys, head to the strip club and watch women dance and rub up against a brass pole, make lewd comments about their body (meanwhile condemning the objectification of women), buy a couple of lap dances for one good friend, then heading to a club to dance the night away.

Ok, you found me out. I’m headed to Montreal this weekend for a bachelor party. Can’t put anything past you guys!

I got beat bad. Damn you ZIT and JAW!! 

Storms a brewing. 

If you’re in denial to the point that you’ve convinced yourself that you’re completely happy -- should it matter if you’re in denial or not?

Should you intervene in someone else's life because your personal perception is that they aren't happy even though they say otherwise?

The Vines – Get Free

The problem with large groups of friends (remnants from university) is that sooner or later there’s always going to be conflicts within the group. If you can imagine a large circle of friends (or in some cases acquaintances); the ones towards the center are the most closely knit friends that are less likely to have conflicts; the people on the outer fringes of the circle are the ones most likely to annoy each other. The edges are so distant from each other there really is no bond between them. The only common grounds they have are the friends in between them that do get along.

So what is the key to avoiding these conflicts? -- avoiding the large group of friends.

As we get older I think we constantly re-evaluate our friends and the people on the outer edges of our circles slowly get bumped out. It’s no longer a popularity contest. Knowing who our real friends are is a process of maturity.
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I’m a pack rat. My room is littered with tons of things I really should throw out. My wallet is a Costanza wallet with so many receipts and cards it gives me back aches. My hotmail account is always on the verge of being suspended because of my inbox reaching its maximum capacity. It’s for this last reason that I am now phasing out my hotmail email address. Not to mention the tons of junkmail I get about increasing the size of my penis (How do they know? It’s like they’re psychic!). I can’t stand it anymore and I have now signed on with G-mail (Google’s mail). One gig of inbox space and 99% less junkmail! Bye-bye Microsoft. Hello Google.

You can now contact me at khiemle@gmail.com.

The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Much Needed Facelift

So out with the old, in with the new. I've also got rid of YACCS comments. Everyone probably knows by now but Blogger was bought by Google recently and they finally have all the resources they need to add tons of new features to blogger. One of which is their own comments database. I'm now using blogger's comments and therefore all my old comments on the YACCS server have been left for dead.

Blogger Bought by Google

The Cure - Lovesong







The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;

( I wouldn't erase you. Happy Anniversary Wanda =) )

PSB – Where the Streets Have No Name

I want to take shelter from poison rain...
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The secret is out. I'm an Asian movie star who isn't fluent in English but has enough money to hire a full-time translator who is by my side 24/7. He blogs for me. He writes all my replies to fan letters. He even reads to me when I'm on the toilet. Sometimes when I'm mad at him and we're doing TV interviews, I purposely say stupid things to make him look like an incompetent translator.

"My fans mean a lot to me. They help me get through some of my darkest hours. When I'm constipated I think of them to ease my pain."

(If there are ever any typos or grammatical errors in my blog – point your judging finger at him.)
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I've got a friend from the states coming up for a visit this weekend so it looks as though this weekend will be full of drunken debauchery. Apparently being twenty 8 doesn't mean you're mature enough to not throw garbage on cars, take photos with locked up bikes and peeing on poor unsuspecting trees. I think deep down inside everyone has a hidden grudge against trees, I know I do. As a child my mom used to break off tree branches to hit me with when I was too unruly. Ever since then I've been urinating on trees as payback.
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Speaking of trees. Sonia said something quite interesting the other day. She told me that society isn't as concerned about the environment because they fail to see the long-term consequences of their actions. Humans are hardwired to see the short-term. Back when we were cave men we were only worried about our immediate future. Daily things such as where we would find our next meal and shelter were our primary concerns.

Genetically we're not much more intelligent than animals. Like them we only respond when something requires immediate action. We don't put enough money into preserving our environment and conserving our resources because we can't see how that's going to help us 100 years down the road. Save the environment for our children? – some of us don't even have children yet so why bother. What does one recycled bottle mean in the grand scale of things? More than you will ever know or understand...

Alanis Morrissette – Ironic

I’m sitting at my desk right now eating roasted chestnuts. It almost feels like Christmas; except there’s no open fireplace, snow outside, presents underneath a tree or some fat guy in a red suit at the mall making money off of naïve little kids.

Outside the weather is finally shaping up. I think this month has been one of the wettest months of May in recent memory. I wonder if that means the farmers and the gardeners are going to have a good growing season this summer. I’d hate to be in any business that depends on the weather. I don’t know if I could handle the swings between good weather and bad weather every year. For us city people, rain just means staying indoors for the day or the weekend. For the farmers, rain could mean feeding their family and their farm animals. Here’s hoping for a good summer season for everyone.
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idle banter…

Shaky says:
tina tina bobina
tina says:
yoyoyo
Shaky says:
so are you going to make some time for me from your busy life when I come visit?
Shaky says:
or have you forgotten about the kidney I gave you already?
Shaky says:
not to mention that time I saved you from that runaway baby carriage
tina says:
haha
tina says:
of course i'll make time
tina says:
er, when are you coming again?
Shaky says:
that really hurts
tina says:
cause if it's before june 2...
Shaky says:
I'm very hurt
tina says:
why?
Shaky says:
cuz you've forgotten
tina says:
:(
Shaky says:
first about the kidney
tina says:
i have midterms
Shaky says:
then about the baby carriage
tina says:
stress = sky high
Shaky says:
then about when my visit was
tina says:
yeah... and OH YEAH i just remembered... the time you saved me from that zombie
Shaky says:
I'll be there June 4th - June 6th
Shaky says:
yes...the zombie that wanted to eat your brain
tina says:
ahh excellent
Shaky says:
but changed his mind when he realized he was only getting an appetizer
Shaky says:
:P
tina says:
cause until june 2, the only time i can make is library time
tina says:
grrrr
Shaky says:
hahaha...I kiddd...I kiddd
Shaky says:
your brain would make a feast for hundreds of zombies!
Shaky says:
(if they were on the atkin's diet)
tina says:
lol
tina says:
that's it, i'm not making time for you next week
tina says:
lol
Shaky says:
hahaha...I kiddd again!!!
tina says:
:@
Shaky says:
poor tina...always taking the brunt of my banter
tina says:
yeah, always
tina says:
heheh
Shaky says:
so I will call you when I get into town
tina says:
indeed
Shaky says:
and we'll see if we can meet up
tina says:
:D
Shaky says:
since I might have to tag along with the other boys all weekend
tina says:
true true
tina says:
okay mr. khiem i sleep now... we chat again soon
Shaky says:
ok...don't let those zombies get your brain before exams are over
tina says:
i didn't think about that...
Shaky says:
sorry...guess your sleep won't be as good anymore
Shaky says:
don't think about it!
tina says:
with only half a brain left, i doubt i'll be able to think about anything
tina says:
ok goodnight
Shaky says:
goodnight!

Choose cartoon Khiem!! My vote is for cheesy fob cartoon Khiem #2 and sporty beach vball cartoon Khiem #5.